Lizzard and the Monkey. (Short Story)

One day Lizzard was walking through the jungle when he heard, "Hey. Hey Lizzard!" Lizzard looked around and saw nothing. "Lizzard, up here!"
Lizzard looked up and there was monkey, sitting up in a tree. Lizzard ask, "Monkey, what are you doing!?" Monkey replied, "I'm getting high." Lizzard said, "I can see you're high, but what are you doing up there?" The monkey laughed then said, "No Lizzard, I'm getting high smoking a joint, come up and smoke with me." The lizzard remembered last time he smoked with Mr. Snake how much fun they had so he made his way up the tree and took his fair hits at the joint. As Monkey and Lizzard continued to smoke Lizzard tells Monkey, "Man I'm fucking lit, I'm gonna go down to the river and have a drink of some water." The Monkey replied, "Ok man, when you're done, come back I got something else for you."
So Lizzard made his way down to the river and had a drink until he ran into Mr. Alligator. Alligator asked Lizzard, "Lizzard what the hell is wrong with you? You look high as hell!" The Lizzard replied, "Yeah man, I was smoking with Monkey in the tree, go up there and smoke with him." The Alligator, the stoner that he is, decided he'll go see Mr Monkey and get high. So Alligator finally makes his way to the tree and says, "Hey Monkey, what you got for me?" Monkey replies, "Holly shit Lizzard, how much did you drink!?!?!?"