Three Salesmen are Lost

There are 3 **separate** travelling salesmen travelling across the country and they all end up getting lost.

The first lost salesman manages to find a farm. He goes to the door and knocks. An old farmer answers it.

"What do yer want?" He question the salesman.

"Oh please sir, I'm lost and I need a place to stay the night. Please can you let me in?"

"I won't let yer in, but yer can stay in the barn." The farmer replied, leading him down to the barn. He opened the barn door and let the sales man in. "If I catch yer anywhere near my daughter, yer gonna regret it."

A little while later, the second travelling salesman, also lost, ends up at the same farm. He knocks on the door and the farmer lets the second salesman stay in barn, once again reminding both salesmen of the deal they have about staying away from the daughter.

A little while later, well into the night, the third travelling salesman ends up at the same farm, and gets the same treatment as the other two salesmen.

Sometime in the night, the farmers daughter, seeing all the young, good looking salesmen, decides to go down to the barn to "entertain them".

The farmer, hearing thumping and moans coming from the barn, grabs his shotgun and heads down to the barn. He throws open the door.

"WHAT ARE YER DOIN'"? He screamed at all three of salesmen. He pointed his shotgun at the salesmen. "Get out ter that field, and bring me a fruit." The farmer stood outside the barn as the three travelling salesmen ran off to field to grab a fruit.

The first salesman returns to the farmer with a grape. The farmer points his gun at the salesman. "Considering yer got yer pants down, stick that grape up yer ass while keeping a straight face, if yer don't, I'll shoot yeh."

The salesman prepares himself and, easily, shoves the grape up his ass without wincing, smiling, or crying. The first salesman manages to escape.

The second travelling salesman returns with a strawberry. The farmer tells him the same things, but just before the salesman is about to shove it up, he burst out laughing.

"WHATS SO FUNNY?" The farmer asks angrily.

"Look at who's coming with the watermelon."