The first priest says "I draw a line on the ground and throw all the money in the air. I give away all the money on one side of the line and keep the rest." The second priest says "I draw a circle on the ground and throw all the money at it. Then I give all the money that misses the circle away". The third priest says "Well i just keep all the money, and whatever god wants, he takes".
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