Voice over Phone:Is your mother home?
Girl: Yes, she is.
Voice: Will you call her to the phone, please?
Girl: Okay, but I’ll have to go down the
street to get her.
Voice: I thought you said she was home!
Girl: She is. This is my friend’s house. I
live down the street!
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