Three old men are discussing their sex lives. The Italian man says, Last week, my wife and I had great sex. I rubbed her body all over with olive oil, we made passionate love, and she screamed for 5 minutes at the end. The Frenchman boasts, Last week when my wife and I had sex I rubbed her body allover with butter. We made passionate love and she screamed for 15 minutes. The old Jewish man says, Well last week my wife and I sex too. I rubbed her body all over with chicken schmaltz (kosher chicken fat), we made love and she screamed for 6 hours. The Italian and Frenchman were stunned. They replied, What could you have possibly done to make your wife scream for 6 hours? I wiped my hands on the drapes.
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