Three old ladies talking...

... one of them says: “I'm starting to have a bad memory. Yesterday i forgot if i already had lunch, so i did it again anyway”. The second one complements: “Me too. I was awake for about 10 minutes, forgot if i had sleep, and slept again anyway”. The third one, trying to hide her memory problems, says: “You're going insane, your crazy old ladies, i'm tottaly fine". She, superstitious, proceeds to knock on the wood three times (toc, toc, toc). "Now excuse me, i'm going to answer the door".

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