Family

A little girl is watching her mom get undressed her mom takes off her top and bra her tits fall down the little girl looks at them and says oooo mommy what are those her mother replies well these are my breasts the little girl says when am I gonna get those mommy says in about 4 or 5 years hunny when you grow up so mom continues to get undressed takes off her pants and then her panties the little girl says oooooh mommy what's that her mother looks down says well That there that's my pubic hair the little girl is all amazed says when am I gonna get that her mother tells her in about 4 or 5 years like I said when you grow up but go down stairs and bug your father I'm trying to get changed so the little girl goes down the stairs walks into the bathroom and catches her dad jerking off she looks at him says oh golly what's that daddy he says well that's my penis sweetie she says oo when will I get one of those her father looks down at his watch looks at her ohh in about 15 minutes when your mom goes to bingo

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