A man dies and goes to heaven...

Here's one I heard a while ago, not sure if it's been on here before. Works better if read aloud.

John finds himself in heaven after dying in a car accident. He sees nothing but a golden ladder ahead of him and a sign telling him to climb it. He begins to climb, up through a layer of clouds. On the other side of the clouds is a beautiful woman, stark naked. She says to John, "you may have your way with me for the rest of your afterlife, or you can climb the ladder to success." Though tempted, John wonders what might be on the next level. He declines and keeps climbing. As he reaches the next layer he sees another, even more beautiful woman, naked too. Again she says, "You may have your way with me for the rest of your afterlife, or you can climb the ladder to success." John is very tempted, but still intrigued at what lies at the top. With a last peek he climbs yet further. As the reaches the next layer of clouds there stands a third, even more luscious woman. "You may have your way with me for the rest of your afterlife or you may climb the ladder to success." Getting the hang of this, John decides to climb yet higher. He reaches the top of the ladder at the next layer of clouds, and finds a completely nude man waiting for him. Before John could ask what had happened, the man spoke, "Hi there John! I'm Cess!"