Three Nuns get into a car accident...

And are killed. Sisters Mary, Rose and Kathleen arrive at the pearly gates confident that their entry was inevitable.

They are met by Saint Peter, who explains to them that even though the spent their mortal livfes in service to God, they were not gauranteed a place in Heaven. There were some questions that would need to be answered first. Kathleen volunteered to go first:

"Well then, Sister" Began Saint Peter, "Have you ever taken anything that did not belong to you?"

"I have not" answered the sister.

"Have you ever taken the Lord's name in vain?"

"Certainly Not" Said the sister.

"Have you ever had sexual relations with a man?"

"There was this one time" began the sister, her face was red as a beat. "That I touched a man's penis with my hand, just to see what it was like...." The sister was now weeping.

"There, there sister" Said Saint Peter, and then he produced a beautiful golden basin, filled with holy water. "All you need to do is wash that hand in this holy water and you will be free of that sin and can enter Heaven." The Sister was delighted.

The others watched as Kathleen passed through the gates.


Saint peter spoke. "You'll be next, Sister Rose"


Just then Sister Mary jumps to her feet and yells "Saint Peter, you have to let me go next"

"Why, my child?

"Because there is no way that I am going to gargle with that water after Sister Rose washes her a$$ in it!"

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