St. Peter greets them and welcomes them to the entrance of heaven. Before he allows them entry he tells them,
"You must all pass a test of purity. Each one of you will attach this bell with a string to your penis. Then you must walk into a room filled with naked women, and if I hear a ding within five minutes, it shows me you are not pure enough to enter heaven and will be sent to hell."
The first man, completely naked and with a bell strung to his penis, enters the room filled with naked women. The moment he enters the room, he starts sweating with nervousness, and not even 30 seconds pass by...
"Ding Ding Ding"
St. Peter tells the poor soul,
"I am sorry but you have failed the test of purity. Go into the nearby shower room and cleanse yourself."
The second man, also completely naked with a bell strung to his penis, enters the room filled with naked women. The man begins to sweat and tries his best to resist his urges, but sure enough after two minutes...
"Ding Ding Ding"
St. Peter tells the man,
"I'm sorry, but you have failed this test of purity. Please go into the shower room nearby with the previous man and cleanse yourself."
It is now the third man's turn to take the test. Completely naked and with bell strung to his penis, he enters the room, not knowing what to expect. St. Peter listens intently for the bell to ding, but after five minutes of staying in the room, no ding is heard. The man walks out of the room, clearly exhausted by the test. St. Peter joyfully tells the man,
"You passed the test of purity! Heaven embraces you with open arms. Before I let you in, please join the other two in the shower room nearby - "
"Ding Ding Ding"
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