The mother glances over at her daughter, and says "dear, now that you're getting married, I need to tell you the most important thing you must do for your husband."
The young woman looks at her mother, feeling a bit of trepidation. Swallowing, she finally says, "okay, tell me"
The mother leans close and whispers, "you need to remind him— to make sure he truly knows—"
The young woman's eyes widen, anticipating what her mother is about to say. Her mother continues, "—that paper towels are expensive, and he's using too many of them."
The young woman says nothing for a few moments, and then with a sigh she says, "I understand. I will tell him everyday."
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