Three men go to a magic cliff that when you say something as you jump off you become what you said. The first man jumped and said "bird,".so he became a bird and flew off. The second man jumped and said "plane," so he became a plane and flew off. That last man ran to jump off the cliff but tripped at the last second and said "shit."
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