Three men (Bob Joel and Steve) go hiking on a tropic island where they get captured by cannibals.
The cannibal chief told the three men that if they can do two things they would be set free. If they couldn't they would be eaten.
The chief told the three men to go pick ten fruit of there choice and bring them back to them.
Bob goes comes back first with ten pears. The chief tells him if he can fit all ten in his anus without showing emotion he will be set free.
He gets half of one in before he shouts out, They kill him and eat him.
Joel comes back with ten blue berry's the chief tells him the same thing.
Joel gets nine of them in when he just starts laughing uncontrollably,
So they decide to kill him and eat him. Before they kill him the chief asks why he started to laugh.
Joel replies: "I saw Steve walking down the hill with a cart of water melons.
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