Four southern belles are sitting on the porch on a fine Georgia afternoon sipping sweet tea. The first one says "My husband just bought me this new diamond bracelet. Isn't it just so Beautiful?" All the ladies reply "Hmmm, that's niice."
The second one says "Well now, you see that nice new shiny silver Mercedes convertible? My husband just bought me that. Isn't it just darling?" The ladies reply "Hmmm, that's niice."
The third one says "Well MY husband is just the sweetest of all. That yacht sitting out on the lake just there. My husband bought me that and named it after me." The ladies reply "Hmmm, that's niice."
The fourth one says "Well my husband loves me so much that he sent me to finishing school to become a perfect lady." Puzzled, the ladies are silent. "Finishing school? Whatever did you learn in finishing school?"
"I learned how to say 'Hmmm, that's niice.' insteada FUCK YOU!"
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