Three men get captured by natives. The native chief has the men go out into the jungle and gather nine pieces of whatever fruit they could get. So the men go out into the forest and get their fruits.
The first man comes back to the native chief and presents apples. The chief says that if he can put all nine of the apples up his ass without making a noise, he will be set free. So the first man takes his apples, and one by one he gets them up there, but on the third apple, he makes a noise so the natives kill him.
The second man comes back with berries, and they tell him the same deal. He starts putting them up there one by one until he makes a noise, and the natives kill him.
Up in heaven the first two men see each other and ask what kind of fruit they had.
First guy: "I had apples. I couldn't get past the first couple."
Second guy: "I had berries."
First guy: "how did you not get freed?!"
Second guy: "I started laughing... The third guy brought a bunch of pineapples!"
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