The first wishes to live forever. The genie transforms him into a Jellyfish.
The second, realizing what kind of genie he was dealing with, wished for great wealth, one that didn't involve his loved ones dying. The genie killed him, then notified his life insurance.
The third man, when asked for his wish, merely said "fuck that". The genie grinned and dropped his pants.
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