Jellyfish Jokes

Jellyfish Jokes

Do jellyfish get gas from


Do jellyfish get gas from eating jellybeans?

Whales


What did the whale spread on his toast?


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A group of jellyfish is commonly referred to as...

A nerd walked into my Bio class today sipping a full martini glass...

Me: Why did you decide to bring alcohol into cl...

What fish make the best sandwich?

What fish make the best sandwich? A peanut butt...

Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him?

Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him? He stun...

What is slimy and wobbly, tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas?

What is slimy and wobbly, tastes of raspberry a...

What happened to the cold jellyfish ?

What happened to the cold jellyfish ? It set !