One is called Shit, one is called Fuckoff, and one is called Manners. Shit falls over and Manners starts to pick him up, but Fuckoff just carries on walking and bumps into a police officer.
The police officer says "what's your name, boy" and Fuckoff tells him "Fuckoff". Then the police man says "where's your manners punk?!"
So Fuckoff says "around the corner picking up Shit."
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