Three men are serving jail time in East Germany.

As they wait for time to pass, they eventually talk about why they were imprisoned.

The first one says: "Everyday, I got to work five minutes early, so they condemned me for espionage!"

The other two ask the second man.

He says: "Everyday, I got to work 5 minutes late, so they condemned me for sabotage!"

Men number one and two are getting curious about the third man.

Upon asking him, he says: "Everyday, i got to work exactly in time, so they condemned me for using a watch from West Germany!"

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