Three men are becoming elite operatives for the CIA. The lead agent tells them, "Congratulations on making it this far. There is one last obstacle: All three of you are married, and the agency considers that a liability. Take these guns and go kill your wives."
The first two men leave, but the third one stays behind. "I'm sorry," he says, "but I love my wife." He leaves in disgrace.
The second man returns an hour later and says, "I went for a long walk and I've realized that I love my wife and I can't do this." He puts the gun back where he got it and leaves.
The third man returns four hours later, clothes torn, covered in blood and says, "Some asshole put blanks in the gun so I had to beat that bitch to death with a chair."
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