The lone ranger tells Tonto to stay outside and run around the horses in a circle to keep the air moving so the will be cool. He then goes inside and orders some whiskey.
After a few minutes, a man enters and says to the people inside "who do the two horses outside belong to"
"They are mine" says the lone ranger "is there a problem"
The man says "no problem sir, I just wanted to let you know, you left your injun running"
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