and approaches the barman, orders his drink and surveys the bar. In one corner he spots a beautiful blond haired 20-ish lady, grabs his drink and makes a beeline for her, as he approaches, he is stunned by her looks, large chest and great smile. He asks to sit at her table, she says "please do". He sits, so he strikes a conversation, he asks her for her name, "I'm Carmen" she says, "I changed my name to the things I like most in the world, fast Cars and sexy Men, so I changed it to Carmen". He smiles at her, she asks him his name, his reply, Beer Cunt.
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