They tell the men, we will use your bones for our weapons and your skin for out canoes... Choose how you would like to die...
Man one replies.. Give me a gun and proceeds to shoot himself in the head
Man two says: "give me a sword" and stabs himself through the stomach and dies with honor.
Man three says: "give me two forks" and begins stabbing himself repeatedly all over.
Bewildered, the cannibals cry "what on earth are you doing!?"
Man three replies: "fucking up your canoes bitch!!"
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