A woman walks into a tachyon phychic's room and says "how do I know your really a psychic" the tachyon replies "because the pizza guy arrives right now" (at the same time as the doorbell) the woman then pays the pizza boy in exchange for a free reading. 10 minutes later the tachyon calls the pizza delivery place and asks for a pizza at the exact time it says "now".
tbh it is pretty crappy right now but I just thought it would be the basis of a good joke.
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