The king is bored and says to the three men, if you want to live, you have to bring me 10 fruit of the same kind. The first man comes back with bananas. The king says to stick all 10 bananas up his butt and if he succeeds, the king will not kill him. The man gets 7 up and then he says he can't do it anymore. The king then kills him. The next man comes back with 10 grapes. The king says to put all the grapes up his butt. So he starts and the man is almost there, he has 9 grapes and then he burst out laughing and everything comes back out. The king kills him too. In heaven, the first man ask the second man why he was laughing when he was almost there. The second man says because he saw the next man coming up with pineapples!
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