When I was six months pregnant with my third child, my three year old came into the room when I was just getting ready to get into the shower.

When I was six months pregnant with my third child, my three year old came into the room when I was just getting ready to get into the shower. She said, Mummy, you are getting fat! I replied, Yes, honey, remember Mummy has a baby growing in her tummy. I know, she replied, but what's growing in your bum?

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