A jello salesman was the first to apply ...
"I'm a cellist!"
Then a carpenter strolled on in ...
"I'm a harpist!"
Next came a dumplet maker ...
"I'm a trumpeteer!"
Finally, a naked man confidently stated ...
"I'm a pianist!"
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