...a Stark, a Martell and a Lannister. They order ale, but then the barkeep brings them over, each of them finds a fly in his cup.
The Lannister, outraged, shoves the cup aside and demands another.
The Martell plucks the fly out and swallows it whole.
The Stark reaches into his cup, pulls out the fly and shouts: ‘Spit it out, you wee shit! Spit it out!'
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