Old man 1 : You know, I'm so lazy that I need someone to feed me.
Old man 2 : Well, if you ask me, I'm so lazy that I need someone to chew the food for me.
Old man 3 : You guys aren't lazy enough compare to me.
Old man 1 & 2 : Why is that?
Old man 3 : Too lazy to tell.
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