This time to a funeral director.
The local paper does a story on her and they ask her about her previous marriages.
She tells them that at 20 she married a bank manager, at 40 a ringmaster, at 60 a pastor and at 80 a funeral director.
The reporter asks her why?
1 for the money, 2 for the show, 3 to get ready and 4 to go.
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