Three idiots are walking down the street, when they stop in front of a pile of shit.
The first idiot dips his finger in it and inspects it closely...
"It sure looks like shit."
The second idiot dips his finger in it and puts it up to his nose..
"It sure smells like shit."
The third idiot dips his finger in it and puts it in his mouth...
"It sure tastes like shit."
Then they said "It IS shit. Damn lucky we didn't step in it!"
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