Three hunters...it's long but worth it...

Once upon a time, there were three friends who decided they would go for a hunting trip. On this trip they would only eat what they could kill and only drink what they could devine. After three days in the woods, these three friends had not eaten or drank anything, dissorientated from dehydration and lack of sustenance, they became lost.

Eventually they stumbled upon a cabin in an otherwise desolate part of the forest. Excited at the prospect of food, the three hunters approached the cabin and knocked on the door. An old and notably discusting woman answered the door rather irrately demanding they explain themselves.

One of the hunters explained their situation and plead with her for food and water. The old woman told them that she had more than enough food and water to spare...in return she required sexual satisfaction from at least one of them.

Two of the men said,"Hell no, look at her she has to be at least 70 years old." The third man, having no shame, said,"Fuck it, y'all can starve, I'm going to get some food."

So the old woman graciously lead the man into her house and up a flight of stairs into her bedroom. As she stripped and sprawled out on the bed, the man noticed a horrific looking scab over her vagina, and in shock yelled,"WHAT THE HELL." Noting to himself mentally that it looked strangly like a small pepperoni pizza.

The woman explained that it was nothing serious just something that came with old age telling him,"Don't worry about it honey, just tear it off." Doing as instructed the young man threw the discusting scab out the window and began to make the old womans day.

Upon completion of this horrific task the man emerged from the cabin with large sacks of groceries and bottles of water. He then noticed his friends were laughing their asses off and asked why. They replied,"While you were up there fucking that nasty old bitch, someone threw us down a pepperoni pizza."