The boat rocks gently side-to-side. They each think for a moment how best to catch fish. Jesus decides to reveal his divinity, and so he climbs out of the boat and runs around catching the fish in a big sphere.
Moses recognizes Jesus's divinity and decides to show his own heavenly credentials.
Moses stretches his arms upward and the waters pull apart in a big column, setting the boat softly down, and the fish fall out of the walls of water, and down onto the boat and rocky soil.
Jesus climbs down along the water and exclaims in delight.
Muhammad blows himself up and all of the fish splatter everywhere, revealing first... A beautiful mound of perfectly cooked fish rests in the center of what was the boat, but has become a charred wooden bowl.
The water column splashes back gently, mixing water with fish parts creating a wall of sauce, and some of it splatters onto the food in the center.
Jesus and Moses both, of course, survive the blast, and even Muhammad reappears out of the cloud of his own body dust and Jesus and Moses both cheer happily. They all enjoy a feast of the nicely cooked fish.
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