Three guys go to a convention

And they all want to chip in to get a luxury suite on the 75th floor and they do so they have a great day at the convention and get back to the hotel and realize that the elevator is broken so they would have to walk up 75 flights of stairs so the one guy says"OK I got an idea for the first 25 floors I'll tell jokes since I'm good At telling jokes and since Jim is really good at singing he'll be singing for the next 25 floors and Frank is great at telling scary stories he'll tell them for the final 25 floors so they all agree to this idea so for the first 25 floors they were cracking jokes, for the next 25 floors Jim was singing and everyone was having a good time so it gets to Frank's turn and he says"for my first scary story I left the keys to the room in the fucking van"

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