Early in the morning, an East German man named Honecker arrives at his office and opens his window.

He greets the Sun, saying: "Good morning, dear Sun!"

"Good morning, dear Honecker" the sun replies.

Honecker works, and then at noon he heads to the window and says: "Good day, dear Sun!"

"Good day, dear Honecker!" the sun replies.

In the evening, Honecker calls it a day, and heads once more to the window, and says: "Good evening, dear Sun!" There is no response.

Hearing nothing, Honecker says again: "Good evening, dear Sun! What's the matter?" The sun retorts: "Fuck you. I'm in the West now!"