Knowing well that they are drunk to their necks, the driver quickly goes around the block, stops and says they have arrived at the destination.
The 1st guy gets out, gives the money for the trip.
The second guy gets out, thanks the driver.
The third guy gets out, slaps the driver.
The driver is taken aback, but asks
*"what was that for!!?"*
*"Dude, control your speed next time!...hic...you nearly had us killed"*
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