When all of the sudden they are captured by a group of cannibals. The cannibals order the hikers to return to the woods tomorrow with ten pieces of fruit. The cannibals make it clear that if the hikers do not return in twenty four hours that they will find them and eat them. So the the three men hurry out of the woods and head to the groccery store. The next day only two of the hikers show up in the woods, one carrying 10 apples and the other carrying 10 grapes. The cannibals order the first man to stick all 10 apples up his own ass without making a peep or he will be killed and eaten. He manages to fit two up there before screaming. He was killed and eaten. Then the cannbals ordered the man with grapes to do the same. He was popping them in like it was nothing. Until he went for the very last grape and right before he got it in he began to crack up laughing. The man was killed and eaten. When the man gets up to heaven god askes him, son why did you start laughing you were almost there? He said, I saw the third guy show up with pineapples.
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