Three guys are walking down the street...

...when all of a sudden they stumble upon something on the sidewalk. The first stares down at it.

"It looks like dog poop."

The second leans in close and sniffs it.

"It smells likes dog poop."

The third grabs it, brings it to his mouth, and takes a bite.

"It tastes like dog poop."

"Huh, good thing we didn't step in it."

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