Three guys are waiting in a maternity ward

The nurse walks out of the doors and approaches the first man.
"Congratulations Sir, your wife had twins!" she says.
The first man says
"What a coincidence, I own the Minnesota Twins!"

Twenty minutes later she walks out again and says to the second man,
"Your wife had triplets!"
The man says'
"Wow, I work for triple crown!"

Fifteen minutes later the nurse appears again only to find the third man bawling his eyes out.
"What's wrong?" She asks.

"I work for 7-Up!" he wails.