So a guy goes into a diner, sits down and tells the waitress he wants a steak, french fries and broccoli. Waitress comes back says I'm sorry, there's no more broccoli.
Guy looks at the menu again and says: alright, l'll have a large bowl of pasta and some broccoli.
Waitress says...I'm sorry, but we're out of broccoli!
Guy says: well then I'd like a bowl of soup, some salad and some broccoli.
Waitress says can you spell? Guy says sure, I can spell.
She says what does "b-r-o-c-f-u-c-k-c-o-l-i" spell.
The guy thinks for a minute and says...there's no fuck in broccoli...
Waitress says RIGHT...THERE'S NO FUCKIN BROCCOLI!
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