They are sitting in a restaurant, trying to decide on funeral arrangements.
The first man says, "Steve loved the ocean. We should cremate him and scatter his ashes on the Bay."
The second man says, "Steve loved the Redwood Forest even more. We should scatter his ashes there."
The third man says, "I think we should put his ashes in a nice bowl of spicy chili so he can tear up our assholes one more time."
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