I was caught by police with illegal possession of drugs
When then officer caught me I exclaimed that it wasn't my fault because whenever I would flush them down the toilet they would magically reappear into my pocket
The police officer chuckled and said he didn't believe me
So I asked if I could show him, which he allowed me to
So I flush the drugs down the toilet but then the officer asks me to reach into my pocket and show him the drugs which where meant to reappear
I replied with; "what drugs?"
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