The Italian groans with disgust when he sees that his lunch is again spaghetti. "Damn it, I swear I'm so sick of Spaghetti, if I get it in my lunch again I'm gonna jump off this building!"
The Chinese guy opens his lunch and is dismayed to find yet again, rice. "I'm with you, if I see more rice in my lunch, I'll jump too".
The Newfie finds another Bologna sandwich in his lunch and joins in. "If I see another Bologna sandwich, I'm with you guys, right off the building!"
Tomorrow rolled around and the Italian guy found spaghetti in his lunch yet again. With a yell he plunged to his death.
The Chinese guy followed him shortly after discovering rice again.
The Newfie bellowed with rage at his bologna sandwich and off he went too.
At the memorial service, the wives of the three men were consoling each other.
The Italian wife cried and said "If only he TOLD me he didn't want spaghetti! Oh why, why?"
The Chinese wife was the same, bemoaning the fact that if only her husband had complained, she'd have given him noodles, a sandwich, anything but rice.
The Newfie wife laughed to herself and exclaimed, "Stupid bastard packed his own lunch!"
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