Three friends were on a desert island

Three friends were on a desert island. They were Roger, a married man, Carl, a famous athlete, and Stevie, the third friend usually alone. One day, while working on their survival, they came across a brass lamp on the ground. They each took turns cleaning it, when all of the sudden a genie came out!

All three were startled by the billowing form of the genie hovering over them, and watched in awe. The genie spoke, saying "I have been asleep for ten thousand years. Who awoke me?"

Roger said, "We all did."

Carl added, "Yes, we all took turns cleaning the lamp."

Stevie said, "We're sorry if we disturbed you."

"Nonsense! You awoke me, freeing me, so I usually owe one person three wishes. But since you all helped, you all get one wish."

"Ok" Roger said. "Then I'd like to go home to my family. I'm sure my wife & kids are lonesome without me."

POOF! Roger was gone, nothing left but a puff of smoke.

Carl immediately stated, "There's a game I should be playing in right now. All my fans and family are there and it could mean going pro, so ... I'd like to be there."

POOF! Carl was suddenly gone in another puff of smoke.

Stevie looked around sadly, and the genie said, "What is your wish?"

"Gee. It's so quiet around here. I wish Roger and Carl would come back."

POOF!

(This is a good joke to use with your friends names, personalizing it and bringing them into the joke, or making fun of someone in your circle.)