There were three astronauts...

two women and a blond.

The first woman says, "I want to land on the moon"

The second says, "I want to be the first person to land on Mars"

The blond says, "I want to land on the Sun"

The other two, "You know you can't land on the Sun, you'll burn up"

The blond, "Don't worry, I'm going at night."

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