Three friends were eating at a restaurant. Suddenly all three of them have to go to the bathroom. They ask a waitress where the bathroom is and she says "Oh, we have three brand new toilets! One is made of steel, one is made of wood, and one sings. They're right over there!" The three friends pick one toilet at random, do their business, pay and leave.
The next day the friends are at the restaurant again and one friend says "If you guys have to go to the bathroom again, don't use the steel toilet. When I sit on it, it's ice cold." The second friend says "Well don't use the wooden toilet either. When I sat on it I got splinters in my butt." The third friend says, "Don't use the singing toilet either. When I sat down it started singing 'Do you see what I see?' "
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