Three drunk men order a cab.
One sits in the front, the other two sit in the back.
The cab driver unable to determine where it is they are trying to go, simply puts the car in neutral, revs the engine a few times, then places the car in park, and says, "alright that will be $12.45"
One of the men in the back pays the fare
While the other thanks the driver
The guy in the front stares at the driver who pauses for a moment counting the cash
The driver says, "hey look pal I'm only joking around---"
"You think that's funny you crazy driver!!!?!? You almost had us killed!"
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