Suddenly, the first one stands up from his seat and dramatically proclaims
"I am Julius Caesar."
The second one is not impressed and goes
"Well whup-tee-doo! And *I* am jesus christ!"
"Oh yeah?" taunts the would-be Napoleon, "Proof or get the fuck outta here!"
Quite primly, would-be jesus answers "Well it is true. God himself has chosen me so there!"
Upon which the third patient jumps up and indignantly yells "*I did not!*"
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