A little boy sees his grandpa drinking bourbon and gets curious. "Grandpa," he says, "Can I have some of your drink." His grandpa responds, "Can your dick reach your butthole yet?" The little boy is confused and says no. "Well then you're too young to drink my bourbon, son."
A few days later the boy sees his grandfather smoking a cigar. "Can I try some of your cigar grandpa?" He asks. "Well son, that depends. Can your dick reach your butthole yet?" The boy knows what is coming and says no, so grandpa tells him he is too young to smoke the cigar.
The next day the boy is eating an ice-cream cone when his grandpa gets home. His grandpa asks for a bit of the boys ice-cream, so the little boy asks, "Can your dick touch your butthole, grandpa?" Grandpa responds," Yes of course it can." So the little boy says, "Well go fuck yourself grandpa because this is my ice-cream!"
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