are sitting around a campfire telling stories of their bravado. Tom, the hand from Wyoming, says, "I must be the strongest, meanest, toughest cowboy there is. The other day a bull got loose in the corral. It gored six men before I wrested it to the ground by the horns with my bare hands and castrated that sucker with my teeth." Ben, from Idaho, can't stand to be bested. "That's nothing. I was walking down the trail yesterday, and a 15-foot diamondback rattler slid out from under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that bastard with my bare hands, bit off its head, sucked the poison down in one gulp, and didn't even get a bellyache." Old Snake River Frank, the cowboy from Texas, remains silent, slowly stoking the campfire coals with his penis. -Russell Drouillard
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